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La K in inkazzato lo rende piu` kattivo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-18T14:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2016/05/22/holly-e-benji-i-retroscena/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/muppet-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Muppet - new version</image:title><image:caption>Muppet (Fiat)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-team-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New team nuova</image:title><image:caption>New Team (Red Bull)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/flynet-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flynet nuova</image:title><image:caption>Flynet (Peroni)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hot-dog-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot Dog nuova</image:title><image:caption>Hot Dog (McDonald's)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/toho-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toho nuova</image:title><image:caption>Toho (Durex)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mambo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mambo nuova</image:title><image:caption>Mambo (Bayer)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/new-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maglietta New Team</image:title><image:caption>New Team</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/flynet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maglia Flynet</image:title><image:caption>Flynet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hot-dot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot Dog</image:title><image:caption>Hot Dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/muppet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Muppet</image:title><image:caption>Muppet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-22T19:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2016/02/18/la-mentalita-del-rubo/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-18T12:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2016/01/29/manifestare-contro-gli-altri/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-29T12:45:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/10/28/luniversita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-mega-post-in-piu-parti-10-colui-che-aspettava/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-28T15:31:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/09/30/l-abbandono-dellattivita-agonistica/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-05T21:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/08/12/i-commenti-su-facebook-i-razzisti-e-umberto-eco/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-12T14:56:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/07/09/il-referendume-in-grecia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/referendum-nucleare-scheda-grigia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Referendum nucleare in Italia</image:title><image:caption>Il decreto legge n. 1234/abc del 01/01/1950 che non abroga la legge 5678xyz del 01/01/2000 ma estende la legge costituzionale 6666/zzz del 31/12/2005 comma 3, riga 2, carattere 5 e dice che in pratica non si possono non costruire centrali non nucleari nelle zone i cui territori non siano non stati non indicati come zona non nuclearizzata, salvo le zone in cui la non nuclearizzazione non si sovrappone alla legge 111/ppp del 05/12/1981 (ma francamente quel giorno i politici si erano fatti di bamba), e in piu` nella divina commedia, Dante dice a Virgilio: "In quel girone non andare, dici no alla centrale nucleare", e insomma questa legge potrebbe non essere non approvata dipende dal non voto di questo referendum. Non siete non in disaccordo con questo? [SI] [NO]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/referendum-svizzera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Referendum in svizzera</image:title><image:caption>In Svizzera non specificano di votare si` o no, ma lasciano la casella "risposta" aperta ad ogni interpretazione. Infatti, a fianco dei classici SI`, OUI, JA, YES, si puo` scrivere tipo: "AVOJA!", "MA TE PARE?", "DIO BOIA!" ecc...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/scottish_referendum.png</image:loc><image:title>Referendum in Scozia</image:title><image:caption>Gli scozzesi sono tirchi anche quando si parla di pagare per l'inchiostro per stampare la schede dei referendumi. Si vedono i risultati.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/greek_referendum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Referendum in Grecia</image:title><image:caption>La scheda del referendum in Grecia, che pare scritta in un alfabeto tipo quando uno e` un po' briaco. Vedi? Quando sei bria'o, e scrivi cosi`...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-09T11:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/06/10/i-nuovi-s-truzzi-al-tavolo-buzzo-ma-son-seduti-con-persone-a-muzzo/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-04T11:48:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/05/31/la-mia-lotta-per-avere-il-telefono-fisso/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-14T11:39:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/05/11/luniversita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-mega-post-in-piu-parti-9-la-rivincita-di-tetesko/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-14T13:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/03/03/finalmente-la-nuova-banconota-da-20-pleuri-e-ci-voleva-tanto/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-03T11:37:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2015/01/15/i-puristi-linguisti-del-cazzo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/password.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C'e` gente in Italia che un vole le parole straniere nelle frasi</image:title><image:caption>Il post preso da Facebook che dice che c'e` qualcuno che un vole le parole inglesi nelle frasi italiane. O cazzo, in questa frase ho gia` usato "post" e "facebook", ora saro` impalato con una scopa infuocata...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T12:54:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/12/01/i-pizzaioli-ladri/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-19T12:19:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/11/13/perche-dovreste-veramente-usare-linux-e-anche-perche-non-dovreste/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/3189026040_c7a5cdd951.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Virtual box Windows 7 Ubuntu</image:title><image:caption>Windows 7 sta girando sotto Ubuntu.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ubuntu-software-center-ubuntu12-04.png</image:loc><image:title>Ubuntu software centre</image:title><image:caption>I programmi si installano in meno di 1 minuto grazie al Software Centre. Tempo risparmiato per vedere un sito porno senza prendere virus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/13-the-jockey-proprietary-drivers-manager.png</image:loc><image:title>Ubuntu e i drivers</image:title><image:caption>Installare i driver delle periferica e` una bischerata, ci vogliono 5 minuti e poi via, tutti a vedere siti porno senza prendere virus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ubuntu1204-04-software-updates.png</image:loc><image:title>Aggiornamenti Ubuntu</image:title><image:caption>Linux Ubuntu sta facendo gli aggiornamenti. Voi nel frattempo potete guardarvi un sito porno senza prendere virus.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-13T12:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/10/27/gli-italiani-che-pensano-che-internet-sia-inutile/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-27T12:36:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/09/16/come-riconoscere-unagenzia-web-seria-e-non-farsi-inculare/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uomo con la giacca</image:title><image:caption>Lui non e` un web developer serio, anzi, molto probabilmente non avra` mai acceso un computer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Geek con barba</image:title><image:caption>Questo senior developer vi ispira fiducia? A me si`, perche' vale la regola "la bravura di un web developer e` direttamente proporzionale alla formula (barba lunga + puzzo).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/image_054-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ufficio noioso</image:title><image:caption>Questo ufficio e` noioso, diciamoci la verita`... vi ispira fiducia?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/office-showcase-panoramicas3d-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ufficio di un'agenzia web seria</image:title><image:caption>Agenzie web serie hanno in genere uffici strafichi!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T11:21:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/08/21/la-comodita-degli-impaginatori-italiani/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/commento.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Commento a quel Drudi</image:title><image:caption>Ecco cosa chiedono i ragazzi italiani! Rivoluzione in nome della pastasciutta!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10612994_813857901998638_2080400287396618084_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giacomo Drudi si lamenta</image:title><image:caption>Giacomo Drudi, impaginatore, amante delle lasagne della mamma, si lamenta perche' con 1000 pleuri in due mesi non si puo' comprare stivali stile Leningrad Cowboys</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-24T09:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/08/11/le-scuse-italiane-per-non-lavorare/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10514485_802365699814525_8452210171060992195_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Si chiude la domenica perche' un si vole lavorare</image:title><image:caption>Non avete voglia di lavorare la domenica? Inventatevi una festa a cazzo e tenete chiuso. Facile!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T11:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/07/07/la-pena-di-morte/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-07T11:31:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/06/20/luniversita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-mega-post-in-piu-parti-8-la-presa-in-kulo-teutonika/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-12T10:56:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/05/29/e-cosi-mio-padre-trovo-lavoro/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-29T11:28:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/05/06/la-gente-che-si-lamenta-della-spesa-le-soluzioni-possibili/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-06T11:32:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/04/16/la-pubblicita-degli-abbronzanti/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-16T11:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/04/03/il-razzismo-spiegato-al-mio-futuro-figlio/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-09T22:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/03/19/quei-deficienti-del-moige/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dragonballz1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dragon Ball vita reale</image:title><image:caption>Oddio, il mi' figliolo vede Dragonbol e poi va a giro a da' pugni all'asfalto e tutti intorno schizzano via... nono, questo e` troppo! CENSURATELO!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-23T10:31:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/03/04/il-papa-ha-detto-cazzo/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-17T12:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/03/14/i-fan-di-merda/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-14T12:10:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/03/05/l-universita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-parte-7/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-06T12:27:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/02/28/lassegno-che-nessuno-voleva-cambiare/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-05T12:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/02/11/gli-italiani-allestero-che-si-lamentano/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/migrants-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emigrati in barca</image:title><image:caption>Foto di gruppo dei fratelli Bucioculini, emigrati a New York durante l'alto medioevo, che tornavano nella casa dalla mamma a Monfanculo sull'Arno ogni domenica a mangiare lasagne del Lidl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/albinia-frazione-di-orbetello.jpg</image:loc><image:title>albinia, grosseto</image:title><image:caption>Albinia, paesino della provincia di Grosseto. Statevene in Italia, dove il sole splende 30 ore al giorno...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cheltenham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheltenham col sole</image:title><image:caption>Scorcio di  una strada di Cheltenham, Inghilterra. Cazzo fate? Ci andate per davvero? Non sapete che la` piove 40 giorni al mese?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-03T14:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/02/02/perche-i-maschi-italiani-sono-sempre-arrapati/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-03T22:02:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/01/23/i-colloqui-del-cazzo-la-sala-bingo/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-15T12:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/06/il-calcio-italiano-e-truccato-tocca-cambiare-sport/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-14T22:38:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/01/14/il-ritorno-dei-piatti-italiani-allestero/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-14T22:24:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/01/13/la-banconota-nuova-da-10-euro-il-ritorno-delle-stronzate-della-banca-europea/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-13T12:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/01/06/la-bestemmia-arte-suprema-incompresa-da-molti/</loc><lastmod>2019-03-10T10:38:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2014/01/02/l-universita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-parte-6/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-02T12:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/12/10/gli-italiani-e-le-carte-di-credito/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-10T12:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/11/24/la-mentalita-juventina/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-24T15:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/10/22/universita-americana-contro-universita-italiana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/break-topper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Studenti americani</image:title><image:caption>Tipici studenti americani. Dostoieschi? Goethe? Pitagora? Chi cazzo so'? Sicuramente anche loro avranno fatto un po' di casino ai loro tempi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/barbone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intellettuale di sinistra</image:title><image:caption>Tipico esemplare di intellettuale di sinistra quarantenne studente del Dams.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/piramide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piramide di birra</image:title><image:caption>Lezione di Storia Egiziana negli Stati Uniti...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/crocifisso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crocifisso in aula</image:title><image:caption>Il magnifico rettore della famosa universita` di Monculi Scalo raddrizza un crocefisso in aula, perche' l'universita`, sperando che questo allontani un po' di topa provocatrice dalla facolta`</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/studente-prof.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Uno studente cretino e il suo allievo</image:title><image:caption>Un professore tenta di insegnare l'alfabeto farfallino al suo studente, ma lui e` troppo impegnato a contarsi i brufoli sul mento.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/casa_vianello.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Una scena di Casa Vianello</image:title><image:caption>...e mentre gli Americani "studiano" in Italia, agli Italiani basta(va) accendere la televisione e per vedere una sorta di documentario medievale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Biglietto New York - Milano</image:title><image:caption>Niente di meglio di un bel viaggio in Italia per "studiare" a fondo la storia medievale...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sheldon-and-penny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sheldon e Penny in Big Bang Theory</image:title><image:caption>In America anche le bionde rincoglionite possono passare un easme di fisica senza troppo sforzo...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/libri-di-fisica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Libri di Fisica</image:title><image:caption>Cose da studiare per passare l'esamino di Fisica I all'universita` italiana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/breaking_bad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Bad Season 2 cover</image:title><image:caption>Esami di chimica negli Stati Uniti</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-14T14:31:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/10/14/il-bue-che-dice-cornuto-allasino/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/amianto-indicato-da-giovanni-sabatino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Una strada in Italia</image:title><image:caption>Una strada in Italia. Per vedere l'asfalto dobbiamo spostare l'amianto.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tanzania.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Strada in Tanzania</image:title><image:caption>Una strada della Tanzania. Non si riesce a vedere perche' c'e` "munnezza" da tutte le parti.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/napoli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rifiuti a Napoli</image:title><image:caption>Napoli (Italia), strade circondate da chiare, fresche et dolci acque.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dakar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Strada di Dakar</image:title><image:caption>Una strada a Dakar, capitale del Senegal. Notate che e` piena de munnezza!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rifiuti_caserta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Immondizia in Italia</image:title><image:caption>L'Italia e` un paradiso incontaminato</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/uganda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paesaggio incontaminato dell'Uganda</image:title><image:caption>L'Uganda e` munnezza</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-20T11:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/09/26/il-cibo-italiano-allestero-che-bonta/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-26T11:29:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/09/22/l-universita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-parte-5/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-22T15:44:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/09/13/lo-status-di-facebook-per-il-cancro-al-seno-che-puttanata/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-13T11:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/09/11/gli-italiani-negli-aeroporti/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-20T11:17:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/09/02/non-fate-i-coglioni-ecco-come-creare-una-password-sicura-e-facile-da-ricordare/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-02T11:31:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/08/21/gli-stranieri-so-troppo-avanti-e-litalia-ormai-fa-sempre-piu-schifo/</loc><lastmod>2023-07-17T19:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/08/05/berlusconi-condannato-ma-sti-cazzi/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-05T18:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/la-barzelletta-suprema/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tartaruga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Una tartaruga deficiente</image:title><image:caption>Una tartaruga idiota sara` la protagonista della barzelletta suprema.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T19:58:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/07/26/gara-di-alfabeto-contrario-italia-vs-estero/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-23T11:24:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/07/19/l-universita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-parte-4/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-10T22:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/05/14/l-universita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-parte-3/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-06T08:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/07/12/come-andare-in-pensione-con-una-pensione-doro-e-vivere-dignitosamente-almeno-da-vecchi/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-02T11:37:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/07/05/pupo-un-nome-solo-che-esprime-una-presa-per-il-culo-a-360-gradi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pupo.gif</image:loc><image:title>Pupo, idiota come sempre</image:title><image:caption>Pupo, nella sua spendida forma, mentre cerca ispirazione per una sua nuova canzone di merda.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T19:48:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/06/25/fare-l-animatore-quattordicanni-fa-faceva-schifo/</loc><lastmod>2021-11-29T03:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/06/12/hai-troppi-piccioni-sul-terrazzo-ecco-la-soluzione-definitiva/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-12T11:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/06/05/i-punk-i-paninari-e-gli-883/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/883-evoluzione.jpg</image:loc><image:title>L'evoluzione degli 883</image:title><image:caption>Se nel 1992 eravate come quei due nella prima foto, e` molto probabile che ora siate come quelli nella foto di mezzo... vi siete mai chiesti come sarete tra altri 20 anni (vedete la figura 3).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/punkettari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Punkattari rincoglioniti</image:title><image:caption>Sulla destra vediamo il capo dei punk che narra di quando ando` a cena con i Sex Pistols, ma sa che dovra` sparare cazzate piu` grosse se vorra` aumentare le possibilita` di scoparsi le due punkettone accanto a lui.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/enzo-braschi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Enzo Braschi Paninaro</image:title><image:caption>Enzo Braschi, capo supremo dei paninari, mentre tenta di mangiarsi una scarpa con mozzarella e pomodoro, visto che ha speso tutti i suoi soldi per comprarsi il giacchetto dei jeans (cinese).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T18:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/05/i-lavori-di-un-tempo-che-fu/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-01T12:05:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/05/28/la-canzoncina-di-susanna/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/susanna-messaggio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Susanna Messaggio</image:title><image:caption>Susanna Messaggio... per lei, negli anni 80, saremmo andati fino a Marte, altro che Louisiana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/banjo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Un banjo</image:title><image:caption>Per chi se lo fosse chiesto finora, questo e` un banjo. Data la sua forma alla cazzo di cane, lo si puo` utilizzare, oltre come strumento musicale, come racchetta, battipanni, e, per i piu` impavidi, come oggetto sessuale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/grosseto-viterbo.png</image:loc><image:title>Da Grosseto a Viterbo in treno</image:title><image:caption>Volete andare da Grosseto a Viterbo in treno? Ebbene si`, il tempo e` lo stesso che impieghereste per andare dall'Alabama alla Luoisiana.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/louisiana-alabama-direction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tragitto Louisiana - Alabama</image:title><image:caption>Volete andare dalla Louisiana all'Alabama ripercorrendo la strada che vi porta a scopare Susanna? Ebbene si`, in 5 ore ve la chiavat... ehm... cavate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/louisiana-alabama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dall'Alabama alla Luoisiana</image:title><image:caption>Il tragitto percorso dal cantautore arrapato per arrivare fino in Louisiana.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-05-28T13:22:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/05/21/l-uomo-che-fotteva-la-posta/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-21T11:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/05/08/la-banconota-nuova-da-5-euro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/30-pleuri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Banconota da 30 euro</image:title><image:caption>20 pleuri un vi bastano piu`? Comprate una stampante e stampate una bella banconota da 30!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T11:43:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/05/03/cattolici-deficienti-italiani-vs-cattolici-deficienti-filippini/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/deficiente5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Che bello stare lassu`</image:title><image:caption>Che bello starsene lassu`, incrociati e con un gonnellino consigliato da Alfonso Signorini</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/deficiente4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>un altro deficiente</image:title><image:caption>Un bel paio di chiodi anche nei piedi, nel caso scappasse...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/deficiente3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>un altro bel chiodo</image:title><image:caption>Ovviamente un altro bel chiodo anche nell'altra mano, tanto per essere sicuri di fare le cose per bene...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/deficiente2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deficienza allo stato puro</image:title><image:caption>... poi viene letteralmente inchiodato alla croce. Ehhhh ma per cristo questo e altro, sia mai che poi vo all'inferno!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/deficiente1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uno dei tanti deficienti cattolici</image:title><image:caption>Prima il cattolico viene preso a frustate senza pieta`...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-09T20:48:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-23T19:48:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/30/al-limite-della-gelosia/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-30T11:18:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/25/la-ruota-della-fortuna/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-25T11:36:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/23/geografia-inglese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/yankees-pub-follonica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yankees Pub Follonica</image:title><image:caption>Lo Yankees Pub a Follonica (direttamente da Google Maps)... un luogo dove storia e geografia non hanno importanza.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T11:42:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/22/godetevelo-altri-7-anni/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/professore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Il Presidente chiappa la mosca al volo</image:title><image:caption>14 marzo 2011 - Tra la promulgazione di una legge e l'apparizione a qualche parata del cazzo, il Presidente tenta di emulare il Sensei Miyagi di Karate Kid e tenta di "plendele la mosca con bacchette!". La commozione per l'impresa e` tale da non riuscire ad esprimere nessuna emozione.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/finglonger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Napolitano e il Viagra</image:title><image:caption>30 luglio 2010 - Dopo il primo tentativo fallito, il Presidente prova ancora ad assumere del Viagra, facendoselo andare di traverso, ma e` ugualmente contento perche' ci capisce la meta` di uno che un ci 'apisce un cazzo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/futurama.png</image:loc><image:title>Giorno Napolitano 3</image:title><image:caption>19 maggio 2009 - Il Presidente ha paura di addormentarsi per paura di fare ancora quel brutto sogno di Berlusconi che tassa la brillantina per i capelli e il semolino</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/professor-farnsworth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giorgio Napolitano 2</image:title><image:caption>4 ottobre 2008 - Il Presidente mostra tutta la sua felicita` ai suoi compagni d'ospizio nell'aver finalmente indovinato per la prima volta una frase alla Ruota della Fortuna</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/presidente-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Giorgio Napolitano</image:title><image:caption>2 febbraio 2007 - Il Presidente testa una pomata a base di viagra per poter tentare di emulare le prestazioni sessuali di Bill Clinton, con scarsi risultati</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-22T21:35:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/18/tutto-e-il-contrario-di-tutto/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-18T11:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/17/il-presidente-della-repubblica-e-lincarico-falso/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-17T22:48:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/08/ma-quanto-saranno-ridicoli-i-cattolici/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facebook</image:title><image:caption>Quanto si puo` essere piu` coglioni???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T11:32:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/16/luniversita-italiana-e-una-cagata-pazzesca-parte-2/</loc><lastmod>2017-12-10T22:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/2013/04/14/o-i-baffi-o-la-morte/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sheldon-cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sheldon Cooper</image:title><image:caption>A Sheldon non rimane altro sistema quale farsi crescere i baffi per rimediare un po' di fregna.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/robert-carlyle.gif</image:loc><image:title>Robert Carlyle</image:title><image:caption>Robert Carlyle, nel film Trainspotting, tra una pera e l'altra, non perde occasione per mostrare le sua virilita` con un bel paio di baffoni.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tom-selleck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Selleck</image:title><image:caption>Come diceva Homer Simpson: "Le camicie hawaiane le portano solo i gay e i panzoni buontemponi!" e Tom Selleck non e` un panzone, ma solo un buontempone con i baffi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/peter-griffin-mustache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter-griffin-mustache</image:title><image:caption>Peter Griffin si fece crescere i baffi dopo aver letto la rivista "Mustache Aficionado!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lemmy-kilmister.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemmy Kilmister</image:title><image:caption>Lemmy Kilmister dei Motorhead, sempre circondato dalla sgnacchera. Tutto merito dei baffi (e anche perche' e` l'unico eterosessuale finora).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/freddie-mercury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freddie Mercury</image:title><image:caption>Freddie Mercury, cantante dei Queen, in procinto di compiere atti sessuali con il microfono. Lui poteva perche' aveva i baffi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rob-halford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Halford</image:title><image:caption>Rob Halford, carismatico leader dei Judas Priest, mentre mostra il suo nuovo giocattolo sessuale, sfoggiando con orgoglio la peluria intorno al labbro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/silvio-berlusconi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silvio Berlusconi</image:title><image:caption>Quest'uomo non ha i baffi, infatti non e` ne` simpatico ne` potente. Infatti si diverte con scherzi che facevo quando avevo 6 anni.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/adolf-hitler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adolf-hitler</image:title><image:caption>Adolf Hitler, precursore della pettinatura emo, mentre mostra quante dita si e` messo al culo il giorno prima. Da notare il baffo che funge anche da filtro anti scurregge,</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ornitorincherai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stalin-with-molotov-and-voroshilov.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stalin with Molotov and Voroshilov</image:title><image:caption>Stalin e i suoi amici pensano a dove sia meglio andare a scroccare da bere. 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